ifyoucarryonthisway:

methroid:

you can’t spell studying without dying 

or stud

(Source: lovekardashian)

idonthaveanyideawhatablogis:

minmo:

t1nk:

It funny how parents can be rude to their children and give them the silent treatment but the children can not do the same.

We’ve been raised by Hippocrates.

“go to your room you little dick”

maibeth:

remember the days of your youth when saying the word “sex” outloud was like saying voldemort

(Source: bethmai)

(Source: fymodernfamily)

blainiacs:

i will never forgive jamie lynn spears for getting pregnant and ruining zoey 101

relatives: any boyfriends?
me: no
typical conversation at every holiday since I was 5

teapayne:

The only thing worse than crocs are these

theyellovvbrickroad:

row row row ur boat

gently off the cliff

thanks

Sirius: I just met you
Sirius : And this is crazy
Sirius: I'm your Godfather convicted with the murder of 13 muggles and betrayed your parents
Sirius Black: Move in with me Maybe?
Harry: COURSE I WILL